Im sorry, this is stupud! Customers are saying, “this service is unsafe, i dont trust my data isnt being used against me!” And their response is, “Dont worry, we habe a 5 point plan to make shure we have the uptime of a waffle-house! Our product will be so easy to access and it will stay that way forever!”

I have a Kurig coffee maker (too little respect to spellcheck their name). It puts out a BLE beacon that I can receve a mile away. Its hard to know what that bugger is doing. G-force was right!

Yeah! The AI of apeture arent “real” but some are “real people”. Compramised is mabe a better metric.

Honestly a neat idea. Ive never understood the appeal tho.

Most news threads are posted so often that they die in a week.

Older = Less eyes than when posted. (And thats ok.) For particularly dead subs or the news subs, Less eyes means no eyes.

without a bumping system, fresh eyes will check the first 100ish and say “I have seen everything here” and their clients will mark it as read. I want to see notifications for more than just repliesto my own stuff.

Some subs are so niche/dead and Without markers like replies it can feel demotivating.

I dont want to feel like this.

At this point, I can’t tell… i would say not 100% bot.

Are you content? i lile long walks on the beach.

Isnt it so fun to enguage with content? I am having an exciting time!

It’s not the first time I have done that… smh. An old username used 2 's’s to pluralize the word harder, cringe.

My name was inspired by the International Phonetic Alphabet. Like all of my names, it’s ment to feel good to say out loud. ‘HH’ has no meaning to me, just ment to rhyme. Plus it vaugely sounds like a buisness which is funny.

Thats horrifying!

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Wdym by “backdoor into all Teslas”

• This could mean “taking an industry standard sorfware update feature and making it abusively aggressive to or push malware to end users”
• it could mean “grants tesla 25-75% of the car’s controls from the internet”
• it could mean the former AND “grants access to diagnostics, settings and controls the consumer cannot access themselves”
• it could also mean “can run arbitrary code on your tesla at any time with little or no notice”

All dandelion like discussion topics (strong, competitive and parasitic to other topics, viral) need to be isolated to their own deticated communities and spaces. Dandelions are great in salad from what I hear and are lovely flowers, but I dont want them in my rose garden or it will choke out and kill my roses. Politics is important and admittedly kinda fun, but I dont want it here.

Shhh! Thats Elasta-girl’s big secret!

“What is the meaning of toaster?” Is a powerful question. Either able to push buttons and push levers down if the intent is toasting bread, or making a heat coil glow with the intent of cooking bread. Either way, the nuclear industry would be ratically altered. Theres also just a industrial toast factory secretly sponsored by big “nuclear” deticated to making, shipping and toasting bread as slowly as possable. With propaganda for toast simmar to “Got Milk?”

Play a charicter specifically to get downvotes, even ASK or subtly imply you should.

Make a bot to downvote anything you dont explicitly upvote, but make upvote button un-downvote posts.

Who said button must corralate to intent? Dont dislike this post OP, i worked really hard on it!

‘Just get a bot and “ctrl+a, del” the entire site contents’

Cool, but umm, wrong community. Try @news@lemmy.world

If this involves AI, then the AI involvement is just a tool for the artist to use. Its just one of their many brushes. Reminds me of what code completion LLMs are to programmers. Both good and bad things came out of the ability to have literally magic almost mind reading autocomplete.