I would like to pet your dog.

Amazing game!

Nothing in here is nottheonion anymore. It’s just another politics community.

Speak for yourself.

This fuckwit has no fucking clue about the bill he’s sponsoring.

I just love how nottheonion has gone from outlandish but true news stories to yet another politics community…

Let them drink bleach.

• People are stupid.
• People are assholes.
• People will do anything for attention.
• All of the above.

If he doesn’t like it he doesn’t have to use it.

I’m going to make another sticker that instead says “You voted for this.”

Aaand he’s off his meds again.

Brain Worm Bobby speaks of a cure in the context of his belief that Autism is a disease.

Sane people talk of a cure in the context of treatment.

Indeed. Also why the “most” was necessary.

That’s why I said most.

That won’t survive for a second in most courtrooms.

It’d be nice if summaries were posted with the articles.

Ah, so it’s this jerk’s fault.

It’s all about the grift, baby.

Well I’ll be damned.

Can’t wait to see the next moron they pick to replace him.