It costs $0 to tell myself it’s all my fault!*
*Terms and conditions apply. Does not factor direct or indirect harm whereby consequences incur fees or other loss or financial hardship. By agreeing to self depreciate, you also hereby indemnify BRAIN of all liability for any issues which may arise from its usage. You also agree to binding arbitration in lieu of civil court, where deliberations will be held talking to yourself staring at the ceiling at night.
Nary a moment passes without yearning for the utterance of such verbosity. The lavishing of lexicon so astute yet winding, journeying upon the curves of your ravenous lingual tongue. Press me tenderly into the deep expanse of your vernacular, and verily shepherd my ever rising amorousness to your soul.