Would you visit their onlyfans?
I mean if they’ve got a decent pear, why not?
There’s pearly any reason to pay for porn these days
You laugh, but eventually camvertisement will be common.
You wouldn’t need OnlyFans, but something like Kick, with titles like “Chequitta Banana, fruit insertion HOT HISPANIC MILF”, the sex worker just smiling and shrugging at the camera, like a Flintstone appliance saying “its a living”.
There’ll even be generational sex workers, reunions and conferences, with photos of them mounted opposite of the previous CEO’s photos in some hallway at the fruit company HQ.
I grew up watching Demolition Man, this in no way would surprise me.
Oh yeah…?
…how do you use the three seashells? I got cuts from trying myself.
taanegl doesn’t know how to use the three seashells lololololol
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I can see how that could be confusing.
Edit: Well, think of a bidet, right? There’s several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup. You can use them as little maracas as well. See, it’s a musical instrument, and it’s a hygiene element!
Wait, these aren’t pear-to-pear platforms.
They may be doing pear review though.
No pear pressure to follow them tho.
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Do they have a Patreon?
No but that have an onlyfans which is bananas
they should launch a Peartreon
but bro they’re a Pleasant Pear
Now I’m curious
And there you have it folks.
Here you go: https://youtube.com/@Stemilt?feature=shared
899 subscribers. Let’s give em 900, folks!
They have a playlist called Fruit Lifestyles.
Done.
Probably just a bunch of reaction videos.
I wish they sponsored peartube instead.
