• MajorHavoc@programming.dev
    32·
    10 months ago

    As a backend developer, I have no idea what this comic is talking about. Go ask front end if they changed anything. /s

    Edit: “It’s probably a network thing.”

    • RIPandTERROR
      15·
      10 months ago

      Honestly MVP play. Found a solution to prevent work stoppage until the issue could be addressed more efficiently. Have to admit I see no problem with this.

  • merc@sh.itjust.works
    15·
    10 months ago

    Project manager should be:

    Lightbulb is not working.
    Ticket says lightbulb is broken.
    Breaks lightbulb so ticket is accurate.

  • coloredgrayscale@programming.dev
    10·
    10 months ago

    Why is marketing telling that dark is the new light? They can’t sell anything that way.

    You should upgrade to a WLAN AI powered IOT SMART RGB LED you can control with their smartphone app from anywhere in the world.

    Apparantly being a full stack dev now includes fixing marketing too…

  • Bassman1805@lemmy.world
    7·
    10 months ago

    “Lead Generation” hit me. I’ve had meetings scheduled with sales people specifically HP help them sift through which leads were bullshit stat-boosters.