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Cave Johnson energy
Portal reference 👍
I have a sort of meme version of this read by glados saved on my phone lol
In other news, Monsanto was ranked as #1 trans friendly workplace before it got acquired by Bayer.
I guess when we’ve banned all the books, we can start blaming GMOs for all the femboy smut on the internet?
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I mean… missiles are the most direct ‘degrowth’ implementation I’ve seen.
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If you’re an engineer working for the military industrial complex they don’t really care who you are so long as your soul has that price tag. And I know a decent portion of the people doing it feel guilty and try to mentally minimize the damage it does.
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Raytheon, I don’t think you can greenwash weapon manufacturing.
For every person you kill we plant a tree. It’s both good for the environment and a very visible kill count.
You could argue that just killing people is statistically good for the planet.
And if it takes out a plane, that’s pretty effective, too!
amazon regrowth speed run
Hey capitalism, how’s it going?
…yeah
What, does it only target LearJet and Gulfstream private aircraft?
I’d be okay with that. How do we implement that?
Right now they seem to be targeting mostly Russians, making Ukraine’s environment better I guess
You can read this in Robert Evans’ voice and it’s just as sarcastic as anything he’s said about them
Bob Evans?
Host of the podcast Behind the Bastards.
“And you know what else hosts the podcast?”
Wendy?
IHOP so
Nah, BTB is sponsored by the products and services made and provided by Raytheon, Robert has said so many times on the pod
What a bastard.
Especially the knife missle. Raytheon…when you need a missle and a knife.
Goods and services from our friends at Raytheon?
To be fair, people and airplanes are very bad for the environment.
I wouldn’t be surprised if a tactical nuke was a net positive for the environment.
A nuke destroys whole ecosystems…
Plenty of things will survive it, and the removal of the humans in the area may be a net positive.
Chernobyl is doing pretty well now that it’s completely uninhabitable by humans…
Humans do that too https://youtu.be/bmVGwOP_zi8?si=lobEy6mBiIRCVmoL
ಠ_ಠ wtf did I just read?
I hate that this isn’t a meme.
Ed: lolol 300+ mindless upvotes and the poster is the sub mod. Awesome.
Why do communities exist if people are going to dump everything in one place and are rewarded for doing so?
It’s a meme insofar as the definition of
an element of a culture or system of behavior passed from one individual to another by imitation or other nongenetic means.
Information is one of the elements. This is information and it is being passed around by non genetic means.
I bet it generates a lot of carbon when used though :(
But think of the jet emissions reduction it leads to!
If you’re going to be unfriendly to people, the least you can do is be friendly to the ecosystem.
Is this real?
`Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board.
The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were
on a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide
They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.
When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose.
What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?
Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp.
After 16 years of service, and a family to support
He actually started to believe
the weaponry and chemicals were for national defense.
'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.
The guilty don’t feel guilty, they learn not to.
Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids.
She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed.
It’s hard to think clearly when it’s 38 degrees.
Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds.
But when she shot that family and moved into their home,
The paper read she suffered from dementia.`
—NOFX - The Irrationality of Rationality
When I read the first line i was like oh shit it’s NoFx fuck yea
Well weapons are going to be made and used anyway, it’s better if they’re environmentally friendlier I suppose
I’m calling bullshit. The Internet Archive snapshot for the RaytheonTech Twitter page on 2021-09-07 does not show this tweet between tweets dated 2023-08-19 and 2023-09-01.
Maybe they are going to start shooting down billionaires’ jets?
