Russian President Vladimir Putin has pardoned Denis Gorin, a cannibal from Sakhalin Oblast, and Nikolai Ogolobyak, who was convicted of ritual murders, because they fought in the war against Ukraine, Russian media reports say.
  • stifle867@programming.devEnglish
    104·
    1 year ago

    Thank you Russia for protecting us against those evil Ukranian Nazis by checks notes releasing back into society cannibals and murderers who dismembered teenagers, stabbed a single victim 666 times, murdered cats and dogs and cut the breasts off teenage girls before cutting out their tongues and hearts.

    • HuddaBudda@kbin.social
      49·
      1 year ago

      Ogolobyak is said to have counted out the stabs aloud until he got to 666.

      I thought that part might be a bit over dramatized, but nope, he did it.

      "He served in the Storm Z unit for six months… He is disabled after being wounded. He can walk, but the wound was a serious one. He isn’t working yet, he’s recovering. He’s not likely to be drafted back into the special military operation

      Keep in mind that Russia is redrafting people with only 80% blindness, so if the Russian army didn’t want him after this disability, it either is a very serious disability, or he is lying.

  • Default_Defect@midwest.socialEnglish
    11·
    1 year ago

    Jesus. My tired, ready for bed brain refused to read this correctly. Thought it was saying Putin pardoned cannabis users for fighting in Ukraine. Blinked a couple times and it finally got though.

    Quite an understatement, but this is wild shit.