This fucker programs so well that they don’t even need a linker. There’s only one O that matters and that’s Oprah, so we make sure that our projects only have a single .o in them as well!

Any sufficiently useful system will be abused until it’s ruined because of how complex it has to be

Gödel, more or less.

Rust Evangelism Strike Force drops in:

Imagine living your life without maintaining header files.