(Week old news but didn’t see it anywhere) Russian women should wear mini-skirts more frequently to help boost the country’s birth rate, a local legislator has suggested.

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    Another strategy - fucking during breaks.

    “Being very busy at work is not a valid reason, but a lame excuse,” he [Health Minister Yevgeny Shestopalov] said. “You can engage in procreation during breaks, because life flies by too quickly.”

    Asked when people who work 12 to 14-hour days would have time to procreate, Shestopalov replied: “During break times.”

    I believe they also have special fertility camps for young couples.

    This ties in sexual aspects of fascism - the control over fertility and the obsession with the correct kind of sex.

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    I wear a mini-skirt regularly and have never got pregnant once.

    But I suspect that is due to my dick and balls dangling out for all to see.

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    “Because of modesty, women are getting married less often,”

    How about "because of the war, women are getting married less often,” or "because of the bad economic situation, women are getting married less often,”?

    On the other hand, as a normal, breathing, warm-blooded male, I have to admit that more women wearing mini-skirts is something I would definitely not object to. Maybe not in Russia, as it is too far away, but in general…

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      We can also add: “because of increased communication, women are feeling more confident about ignoring all the shitty men who can’t clear even the lowest bar.”

      Seriously, absolutely wild how low the standards are right now and how so many people still can’t hack it. Love is love, people will marry and even have kids with someone they really care for ni matter the situation but if they can’t find anyone who can handle a baseline level of respect for their personhood and autonomy, well, they certainly aren’t gunna be getting married or having kids.

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        Next headline from your favourite conservative tabloid: “Women are getting unreasonable standards”

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    Gee, I wonder why Russians aren’t making babies. Is it the economy and cost of childcare, like in several other countries?

    Nah, it’s the wimminz, they should wear more slutty outfits

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    That’s not how making babies works. That’s not how any of this works!

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    Has anyone noticed lately the uptick in overly cute videos of Chinese parents playing with their kids on social media every fucking day in the last month? They’re on the front page of reddit everyday new video, and they all have weird musical multi camera fake vibes around them.

    This is not a conspiracy theory, they are all astroturfed to maniplate mellinial couples to produce the next generation of workworms for the companies owned by CCP billionares.

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    Seems like no matter what country you go to these people are just weird and gross.

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    C’mon women! Be fuckable!

    ruzzian women… Must keep shopping to loose weight! But no shops! What to do? Vindo shopping!