‘The best technical minds’, It happened because they are morons.
Yeah, do we really need a deep dive for RCA here!? It’s pretty obvious that incompetent people behaved incompetently.
Yes and also the biggest balls president musk and governor krasnov have ever seen. And his dick almost as big as Arnold Palmer’s
the ones that wont be hirable any reputable employer in tech
Waltz admitted to doing it. They admitted to using a fucking app over established communications to avoid being on the record. That’s your investigation. Luckily it’s so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.
Yeah, but they’re not being paid to uncover that particular truth. Watch them somehow lock up the journalist over this.
Luckily it’s so simple I bet even musks teenagers could figure it out.
You are giving Musky’s teenagers way too much credit.
Given the fact that the editor in chief of The Atlantic was added to the chat by Mike Waltz, I’m going to suggest that any money DOGE spends trying to figure this out is waste, fraud, and/or abuse, and the best way for DOGE to fight that is to dismantle itself.
Also imprison these lawbreaking buffoons.
Nah, DOGE is going to discover that The Atlantic is at fault for this somehow, and have all its management arrested.
We live in the stupidest timeline.
Given that DOGE has already wasted $500 billion…I didn’t think they’ll care
You don’t need a technical mind to find an error with terminally stupid and incompetent users.
But you might need one to create a way of covering up that incompetence
Waltz said not to worry because Elon Musk is on the case
🤣 Oh God we’re so screwed…
Elon Musk Is Probing Major Security Leak: ‘We Have the Best Technical Minds Looking at How This Happened’
That’s right on the level of “True is False” on the Oxymoron scale.
I think what they mean is that, technically, Musk has a mind.
Looking at [making up a reason for] how this happened
Is how I read that. Probably with the goal to throw the journalist in a camp.
[That Star Wars meme]
Anakin: It’s embarrassing how our plan for genocide leaked.
Leia: You’re embarrassed about the genocide, right?
Anakin: …
Leia: …
Padmé, not Leia, but yeah.
“You’ve been added by Michael Waltz”
Even if we pretend Musk and his group of children aren’t incompetent, this isn’t hard.
The blind leading the blind.
Best Technical Mids <> Elon Musk
Pick one.
“We ordered the chief pimp to investigate the sex trafficking scandal.” Sure, what could go wrong?
Oh good grief
Inb4 the government now uses X Secure Messaging.
The better technical mind would’ve avoided the security leak to begin with.
