A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
Lycosidae Mirum
„I see you“
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
You found what on my web history?!
“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”
The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home
This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum
Who? Me?
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
Hello skinny hooman
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
I can haz cheezeburger?
I can’t believe you paid for winrar
When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.