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I think the biggest news we’ll get out if this is his actual weight being recorded instead of a clean bill of health by a fake doctor.
He’s done this three times now. He’ll just pay his bond and leave. They aren’t going to fingerprint or give him a mugshot or anything because everyone in the world can pick his orange ass out of a crowd.
When he’s not wearing his spray tan, lifts or that combover I guarantee nobody will recognise him.
I was hoping it’d be more like the jail scene from Guardians of the Galaxy, but I understand that’s a bit overzealous.
In a just world he’d be marched down the street, Game of Thrones-style (for the love of god, fully clothed), getting pelted by all sorts of gross shit, to the gallows, where a very “still drunk” executioner was waiting, Tudors-style. But given this fucker has skirted all accountability, that’s just the dream of sand that’s constantly falling through my hands.
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In the Tudors, a very still drunk executioner absolutely botches the execution, leading to a far more painful end by striking all but the neck, making the receiver endure more pain. It was pretty fucked up.
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I mean they said they would. Also the mugshots of the co-defendants that have already surrendered have been released by now, so it would be weird if he gets a special treatment.
Hey, you’re talking about a sitting congressman who I suspect had no reason to say those things about a very not-corrupt, bestest toddler 👶(president), to help get that position.
Wait, that guy is now in Congress?
…yep. Wow. Just wow.
Exactly…
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All his meals would have the catered in.
I’m sure there is a McDonald’s nearby secret service can fetch his meals from.
Water would suffice for a few months given he’s obese. Probably do him a world of good too.
Y would any sane person want to make him healthier? He’s got 3 years tops. I’m surprised he’s lived this long from what I’ve heard about his diet and lack of exercise.
I’m surprised he’s lived this long from what I’ve heard about his diet and lack of exercise.
Doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, has a good doctor.
Not that surprising.
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You don’t want him to stay in jail.
Speak for yourself!
Not only would I be ecstatic about that for all the obvious reasons, as an Atlanta resident I’d also appreciate more of a spotlight being put on what a shithole the Fulton County jail is, to help shame the county commission into fixing it.
Why would his meals be catered?
And jails have seg units. So a cell by himself isn’t hard Secret Service can stand outside the door.
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No they don’t…
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It’s not like your name is on your tray in jail so someone would have to poison the whole jail basically.
And if they need to, the Secret Service can make him a damn ham and cheese sandwich.
You really don’t have any idea what jail is like I take it? So I’m going to paint a picture. It’s not a resort. You don’t get your own food. You don’t get a room. You get a cell with a metal toilet with no ring and no lid. You get a metal sink and three trays of slop a day. That’s all that they’re required to provide.
And if needed, jails are quite capable of segregating inmates in a single cell with 24 hour lockdown. Maybe with an hour out for rec by himself. If the jail is equipped for it.
He’ll be quite safe. Uncomfortable and probably screaming like a baby until he tires himself out. But safe.
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That article (and your summary) clears a lot of things up. Thank you good sir!
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This article is mostly about the federal prison system. They may have different rules about segregation units. Minimum yard time, stuff like that. The article mentions movement and keeping a protective bubble around Trump, two issues that state prisons and county jails solve every day with extended segregation units when housing high profile prisoners. Yes, having Secret Service in the prison would make things a bit more complicated but much less so if Trump was in segregated housing.
Not that I think extended seg time is a great way for anyone to spend their life. But this idea that Georgia can’t figure out how to put him in prison if they want to just isn’t true. It’s just not that complicated once you take movement and other prisoners out of the equation.
Doesn’t he wear adult diapers anyway?
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Surrender is the perfect word for the traitor
I hear that train a comin’…
it’s rollin’ 'round the bend
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If he is anything like me it’s probably a big relief not having to see his penis.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Donald Trump is expected to surrender at the Fulton county jail on Thursday evening on racketeering and conspiracy charges over his efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election in the state of Georgia, according to two people briefed on the matter.
The former president – seeking to distract from the indignity of the surrender by turning things into a circus – in essence had his lawyers negotiate the booking to take place during the prime viewing hours for the cable news networks.
Trump has posted on his Truth Social platform that he would be arrested on Thursday, but the prime-time scheduling was finalized in recent days after his lawyers met with the Fulton county district attorney, Fani Willis, at her office on Monday.
Trump returned to his instinct to maximize television ratings to his benefit for his surrender to authorities in Atlanta, the people said, and could extend the coverage of the proceedings by speaking afterwards in front of cameras and reporters.
At the Rice Street jail north-west of downtown Atlanta, where defendants charged in Fulton county are typically taken, the booking process involves a mug shot, fingerprinting and having height and weight recorded.
Trump could face major difficulties with that argument, however, since he would have to show that taking steps to change the outcome of the 2020 election in Georgia amounted to him acting in his official capacity as president, legal experts have said.
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You’ve got a bit of a non-sequitur in the transition between the last two paragraphs, bot.
Makes sense to quash the Republican debate reactions. Even if someone breaks out it’ll be news for pretty much just Wednesday.
The smart move would be for just every single one of them to spend the whole debate dunking on him. Then the next day he goes to jail like a wounded puppy (of they sent wounded puppies to jail…I lost the metaphor).
But they won’t. Because they’re cowards.
I have seen this on no less than 5 other instances and all i can say is: sttaaaaahp, I can only get so hard!
I wonder if America will collapse again.
Over Trump? Fat chance.
If Trump ordered his supporters to rise up, it would be over in 24 hours. These people have never met actual resistance in their lives.
Wish they would rise up so we can squash their asses. I want those in Congress to rise up to so we can round up them too. The whole freedom cacus are nothing but fucking traitors.
Jan 6 was the best they could do.
Can’t decide on replies;
- No I meant because dat ass of his.
- I meant another year of protests and riots.
What protests and riots? What happened on J6 was orchestrated by him when he was still the president. If we don’t want anything like that again it’s better he is in jail.
sorry responded to the wrong post entirely.
When did we stop collapsing
Take him in by force.
