Trump wants flames painted on every car so that we all don’t unfairly point at Tesla cars engulfed in flames and call him out of that.
No worries, little did either of them realize those shit-boxes are now self-reporting; appearing right at your doorstep while ablaze.
“President Musk wants to continue to kill people for profit” fify
Poor guy can’t afford to deal with the shit quality of his flagship product.
Such a Brian Thomson thing to do
Correction: President Musk wants to stop Tesla having to report crashes and Vice President Trump of course has to come into line with President Musk’s policy.
yea, right. it was his idea.
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Fine, but from now on Trump has to travel exclusively by full self-driving teslas with FSD enabled at all times
Why do I think about this FSD?
Muskrat has to work on his ventriloquism, he’s got his arm way up there, but I think I saw his lips move for this announcement.
Trump’s whiny voice did sound a bit Seth Efrican.
So what I’m hearing here is that Cybertrucks should be vandalized indiscriminately en masse across the country as a form of protest.
@TheTechnician27 @Vittelius Why bother vandalizing something that’s just going to fall apart on its own within a few weeks or months?
Yeah right, “Trump wants”, lol.
Elon will swear that it will continue to report crashes even though they don’t have to. And will proceed to not report anything.
Friends don’t let friends drive Teslas.
Okay but then police and insurance can’t use the camera recordings to track down a perp who keys Teslas. It’s only fair.
This doesn’t hurt the oligarchs so it’s not equivalent. Not reporting crashes does help the oligarchs. For balance we need ot remove at least as much, to make the rest of us “whole” so to speak.
I can just picture the secret service coming with black bags in the event of any survivors of Elon’s death traps when they crash so they don’t talk.
Trump is just doing what Musk commands him.
