Every time I shake the treats I yell “Kittens Assemble” and now they do it anytime I say it. My favorite party trick. They come absolutely hauling ass out of wherever they were.

Sadly the cat summoning ritual only works on half of the cats in my house. Which is one. It only summons me one cat

I’m even more powerful because I can just call them by name, and the one I call comes… Then the rest usually come, because “mom why’d you call him, what’s he getting?”

I was so disappointed when I found out this doesn’t work on my mom’s cats. My late cat couldn’t come get her treats fast enough.