My disaster recovery plan:
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I plan on not having a disaster.
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If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.
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We definitely have a DR plan at work that includes steps that must be performed at least one hour prior to the disaster occurring. Its quite a joke.
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May i ask what these steps entail? And are there any horoscopes involved?
So, do they have these tasks performed every hour and redundant elsewhere or was this just bad planning a la “write the directions to make a PB&J” homework assignment?
But do you have a Disaster Plan Plan?
You’ve been testing it regularly, right?
At least once every twenty years
Make it every twenty-one years this Thursday
Right on schedule
Gonna take it out to drink?
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Current disaster recovery plan:
Step 1: cry
Inverse Murphy’s Law dictates that if your disaster recovery plan is top notch, tested, rehearsed, refined, and you flip to the alternate site on a schedule then you’ll never ever need it for real.
And the book is empty inside
“Pray”
“This tale is all of woe!”