This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
“We have to stop this behavior!”
Politely puts up a sign
It works
They did say it was in Japan.
I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.
Tits out for Shabani
This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.
Gross, where? Specifically, where?
First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. https://paoloviscardi.com/2011/04/21/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it/
2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.
3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?
Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.
You think the foot job would have gave it away.
dicks out for Harambetits out for ShabaniNgl, I’m at half chub for the dude
Never nuke country twice
Notice me, gorilla-senpai!
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