When people say these jobs literally could not care less about you…
Yeah, I don’t particularly care about my coworkers, but I feel I would notice if someone died at their desk or didn’t show up for days unexpectedly.
The article says it happened on a Friday, so it makes more sense now, but Christ, that’s terrifying.
It sounds like it was just a perfect storm of shitty circumstances: Happened at a bad time, in a part of the office that’s underpopulated, not near the main aisle, etc.
Curious how that last paycheck is gonna work. Does she get paid overtime for the weekend?
Not if she doesn’t sign her timesheet ☠️
Has anybody seen my stapler? It’s red.
I could set the building on fire…
The squirrels, they were married…
Notified her family? The ones that didn’t look for her after 4 days?
Maybe she lived alone? I don’t talk to my family every single day, sometimes not even for weeks 🤣
That’s what stand-up meetings are for: to make sure nobody has died, and if they have, find them before decomposition starts.
When they did it in workaholics it was funny 😐
Sounds like the first episode of HBO’s Industry. dude tries to outperform his peers and causes heart failure. It’s a great show.
I had a thought that people didn’t want to report or say anything out of fear
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