I didn’t think they could do one sequel to Cocaine Bear, much less two. But they did it, and in record time. Cocaine Shark wasn’t my jam but I’ll give it credit for doing a lot of world building. Cocaine Barnacle should have gone straight to video though.
and the dumbasses reported it.
I mean… uh… yeah. the honorable and honest citizens … uh. er. did the, uhm, right thing?
(for the record it was probably contaminated by sea water, and probably not worth getting the cartels on you for looting their shit.)
Do you know how to move 56lbs of cocaine with limited risk of repercussions?
Simple. be a cop. It was probably 112 pounds to start with.
They watched No Country For Old Men
I love how there’s a cop posing with it as though it was a big bust instead of some random turning in what they found.
Thought the same thing… Pathetic
God damn! Imagine finding 50 pounds of cocaine just like that.
What do you even do when you suddenly find 40 pounds of cocaine?
Not a lot options for dealing with 35 lbs of ketracel white
Do the right thing, and turn in all 30 lbs of that cocaine.
Yes. Better make sure that 10lbs of cocaine doesn’t get into the hands of people and is properly destroyed by authorities
Never mind, the whole cocaine thing was just a rumor.
*Sniff.*
SpongeBob & Patrick movin’ WEIGHT
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Party at the barnacles’ place!
Hey! I was saving that for later!
