The weirdos in the parking lot:
This shit is not normal. It’s fucking weird.
We need to start calling this out when we see it.
Why are you wearing an ear bandage/diaper that you don’t need? That’s fucking weird.
You want to know the genitals of strangers using the bathroom? Um, creepy.
You think children should have to carry a pregnancy to term no matter what? Gross. Disgusting.
Unfortunately they respond to embarrassment much better than shame. They would much rather be evil than different.
My father in law is a sky news devotee (in Australia that’s just Fox News). He was getting all up in arms about the ‘trans issue’ with toilets etc. My partner said something along the lines of ‘do you and your mates just sit around talking about where little girls and boys go to the toilet? That’s…a bit creepy?’
That shut him down reaaaalll fast
The raping of the couch. Don’t forget about that one.
disappointing to see the hulkster here. i dont like wrestling, but grew up with this guy circling the zeitgeist. his own cartoon and whatnot. sad.
The Hulkster has been a piece of shit for decades. The shit nozzle ratted people out to Vince McMahon when they tried to unionize.
ha, this makes me feel better. thanks!
Yeah a ton of us were little Hulkamaniacs at one point. I remember when the audio of him casually dropping the N-bomb leaked, I really lost a lot of respect for him.
I grew up right by him/his old house and had run into him several times around town. He had a reputation of being kind, soft-spoken and a good tipper. I too am disappointed to see this.
Yep. Too bad, but. That’s the way he wants it.
Pretty weird, dude
Like, so weird it boggles the mind.
Of all that, for some reason I find the praying the creepiest
Well sure. Being a shit-for-brains cokehead supporting fascism makes sense.
The supposed Jesus People are just fucking upside-down.
When people think god is on their side, they’re not usually peace-loving people with no ill-intent.
So yeah, it’s creepy as fuck.
Watching the Handmaid’s tale for the first time in 2024 is absolute peak timing, can recommend (I’m up to season 3)
Imagine making it look this bad without even having to include the cringe Kid Rock performance?
We can replay the tape of Meatloaf and Romney if that helps.
Alternate title: We’re totally not weird starter pack
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Ok seriously tho, what’s up with the sneakers, why do you spend hundreds on something that Murphy’s law assures will get coated in mud and/or street grime the red second you ever decide to wear them.
They’re the “the good china” of shoes.
republiQans are well known to have more money than sense.
Where do they even get it from?
It’s not like the losers that actually buy them are working the big time jobs that can handle a spur of the moment hundreds of dollars spend on something that isn’t a home improvement project.
Retirement funds. Stealing the workers’ tips. Selling mother’s house and moving her into a home. Y’know. Around.
Yeah… of all the weird things, the sneakers is the one that stands out the most
Those socks tho.
What’s w the dog on stage?
The dog appears to be a celebrity fortune teller: “Babydog says we’ll retain the house, the majority in the House. We’re going to flip the United States Senate overwhelmingly. We’re going to elect Donald J. Trump and JD Vance in November.”
https://www.newsweek.com/babydog-jim-justice-bulldog-west-virginia-rnc-elections-1926628
You . . . this is a joke right
I honestly can’t tell anymore and I’m too scared to click…
He’s Jim Justice’s (governor of WV for those playing at home) dog and was the official mascot of the state’s vaccine sweepstakes.
I think you’re missing a couch.
What a bunch of demented freaks. Edit: Also, when you closing your eyes and praying to your sky-man, you look really fucking out of touch.
What, I’ve got my hands out like I’m fondling giant testes, isn’t that the correct way to be spiritual?
So, who comes before the first commercial in Botched, Guilfoyle or Gaetz?
Seriously tho… She’s got a severe case of gargoyle mouth and his forehead has been botoxed so smooth that it’s sliding down off the top of his head and starting to cover his eyes
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You’re genuinely being an idiot.
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First sentence belies the second.
Hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!
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S’okay I knew where you were going.
“Oooh - don’t go there!” I said. 😄
Love me a starter pack. This may turn up to be an ender pack tho.
Who cares about all this? All I know is
THE BEST IS YET TO COME
Mmmm. Needs more batshit gakked-to-the-gills energy. Here, hit this, take two Jäger shots and try it again.
