Oral sex conception, splash pregnancies and double pregnancies can all happen – albeit very, very occasionally.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17896937

Unless you skipped sex ed class, you probably have at least a basic understanding of how babies are made. An egg (ovum) needs to be fertilised by sperm during a precise window in the menstrual cycle for life to happen.

Sexual intercourse provides optimal conditions for reproduction. But that doesn’t mean that every pregnancy happens this way. There are also examples of women conceiving in extremely rare circumstances that you’d expect to be impossible.

  1. Via anal sex

  2. Via oral sex (and one very heated argument)

  3. Splash pregnancies

  4. Double pregnancy

These examples are of course extremely rare – so you probably don’t need to worry too much. But if you aren’t looking to get pregnant anytime soon, be sure to use contraception.

  • YeetPics@mander.xyz
    12·
    3 months ago

    “It’s time we start trying less conventional ways of making a baby…”

    “Like anal?!”

    • Shou@lemmy.world
      2·
      3 months ago

      Or jizz on a knife and stab het in the abdomen.

      Ovaries aren’t fused with the uterine ubes. Instead, the uterine tubes have tentacle like protrusions with cilia. Basically tiny tiny hairs that wiggle in a specific way. The body uses cilia to move stuff around. These protrusions’ function is to grab and transport the egg down the tube. When it fails, the fucker stays somewhere in the abdomen, and can result in an ectopic pregnancy.

      The jizz knife should work, since the sperm can them migrate down the same tube towards the egg.

  • atro_city@fedia.io
    11·
    3 months ago

    I don’t know why people are proud of getting pregnant. It really isn’t an achievement. The penis doesn’t even have to go into the vagina or be anywhere near it. Simply washing your cooch with sperm infested water can get you pregnant.

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
    7·
    3 months ago

    The picture is confusing… It looked like spanking for a long while until the brain could put it together.