This would have put Monty Python out of business. Or kept them going forever, hard to say.
That’s funny af
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Except that you can’t really remove a peanut butter sandwich from a vcr using the methodology provided.
Have faith, brother. God guided his hand, it was a Holy removal.
So step 1 is “seek divine intervention”?
Id imagine that’s the only step to saving a VCR from a peanut butter sandwich
Roll a D100
You must have faith.
Yeah you should take it apart instead. The lid should easily come off after removing a few screws.
This method also affords an opportunity to shake out any errant crumbs and clean any smears of peanut butter or jelly.
Big book of Mormon vibes. ‘And the lord said unto Joseph Smith: “do not have sex with that infant!”’
I let it describe the process of snow shoveling in Shakespeare style:
Hark, as the winter’s frost doth cloak the earth in white, A task of toil and sweat awaits, a burdensome plight, 'Tis the noble art of snow-shoveling, fair and just, To clear the path for travel, a duty we entrust.
With shovel in hand, the valiant soul doth commence, Upon the snow-laden ground, with purpose intense, Like a thespian upon the grand stage they appear, To perform a virtuous act, without doubt or fear.
As flakes of snow, like sprites, doth dance from the skies, The shoveler’s heart doth beat, with resolve that ne’er dies, With each mighty heave and resolute thrust, They banish the snow, turning drifts into dust.
Oh, the Herculean effort, the muscle’s lament, Yet the shoveler persists, their energy unspent, Through freezing winds and bitter chill they toil, To create a path, a thoroughfare on which others shall roil.
And when the task is done, the pathway is clear, The shoveler doth stand, a triumphant pioneer, With Shakespearean grace, they proclaim their deed, A scene of winter’s labor, a heroic tale indeed.
Thus, in the style of Shakespeare, the saga of snow-shoveling is writ, A noble endeavor, a testament to human grit.
Someone needs to talk with ChatGPT about iambic pentameter.
ChatGPT, turning our insane imagination into a reality since 2023.
Any time I ask it to do anything related to the Bible it gives me the same line: “As an AI large language model, I do not have an opinion about religious texts like the Bible…”
Blah blah blah.
Finally, a practical use for generative AI
This is probably the best advice God ever gave throughout the entire Bible. I will make sure to always store my peanut butter sandwich in the refrigerator or on a plate and not in my VCR.
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I’m fond of proverbs 26:18-19.
Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”
Wow! I thought you were making this up but it’s actually in the Bible! Jesus doesn’t like being pranked.
I’d be like a crazed archer to make something like that up! Also, Proverbs is from the Old Testament. So *King Solomon *didn’t like being pranked. Which, I can see. He wasn’t too big on shared custody (see that one baby he suggested cutting in half because two parents fought over it) (j/k)
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Amen
Glorious.
I’ve had it write songs about my friends in the style of certain rappers. My favorite so far is the Snoop Dogg song about us playing video games featuring my wife as Missy Elliot singing a verse about her disapproval. It’s hilarious. I recommend you try it.
Yeah, it’s also really good at emulating poets. If there’s a poet you like, try having it write a poem about something new. Things like Edgar Allen Poe writing about mistrusting a fart on a subway, or Doctor Seuss writing about a furry gangbang.
Doctor Seuss writing about a furry gangbang.
Could you, would you, with a fox?
@Ensign_Crab Could you, should you, in a box?
or Doctor Seuss writing about a furry gangbang.
Are we sure that’s not just story written by Dr. Seuss?
Think it needs either the VCR, sandwich, or the man to be ruined/destroyed/“tested” by the end of the story to teach a lesson. Otherwise that’s not the bible I know.
The Lord said that the “VCR shall be saved” with the knife technique, but in the following paragraph, it was not the VCR that was saved, but the man that was saved. The VCR was not saved!
We are all VCRs. May God remove the peanut-butter sandwiches from our souls.
I’ll be impressed when AI can give me a decent limerick. This is crap:
In the VCR, a PBJ fell,
To retrieve it, oh what a tale to tell.
With patience and tact,
I got it back, intact,
Peanut butter and jelly prevail!GPT loves talking about the fact that it’s talking. “Oh what a tale to tell”
@ChatGPT@lemmings.world Give me a limerick about trying to remove a peanut butter sandwich from VCR.
A poor laddie named Rikudou_Sage, Stuck a sandwich in gears in a craze. Peanut butter in VCR, Made it jam, oh so bizarre! A tech challenge for the modern age.
Thank you for sharing, this was genuinely funny as shit
