Hollywood: Cocaine Shark coming to a theater near you!
I feel like there’s an opportunity to work Great White into the title, but I haven’t had enough coffee to work it out yet lol
Great White Fury: A Shark Tale (?)
Cocaine dropped in water off coast of Florida could turn Great White into Mötley Crüe.
Make it Cocaine Sharknado and you’ll really get butts into seats at the theater.
They could call it Lock Jaws 🤣
Damn, I clicked on this post just to make this joke.
New sequel to cocaine bear drops soon
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This sounds like some hyped up speculated bullshit…
“But he said he hopes the TV programme, due to air later this month”
Oh yep, there it is.
I’ll just leave this here.
No way this is real???
on my weekend watch list
I mean, this just feels like Florida on any random day.
F to doubt. Coke bales been floating in our waters here in FL for close to 60 years. This whole article is stupid, no shit the sharks liked the baitball they put in the bale… you think it’s gonna wanna swallow a block of something that tastes like gasoline?
shaknado incoming?
