I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.
It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.
The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.
If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there’s the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.
I volunteer as Emu.
I’m lanky, and if I bend over a bit, I can pass as a large, flightless bird in silhouette.
This is the role I was born to play.
Nice!
Fuck, that sounds awesome… I’ll put on a furry-suit and fall out of a tree on some ‘unsuspecting’ cunt below, for sure
There will be so much cunt spread in the film, it will get an x rating
Yeah it’s cool, it’s the little ones you gotta watch out for.
They might look a little scary but they prey on the really dangerous locals, so it’s good to have one or two around the house
11 legs?
Creepy and anatomically correct are sometimes at odds
Gotta keep the flies away somehow.
“Aww such a cute baby spooder” --Australians, probably
Oh don’t worry mate, that’s just a 10 legged dog
Gregor Samsa just trying to make his bed
Possum?
Reminds me of Enemy’s end scene:
