On the one hand, what a waste of money. But I can’t help but imagine if I won, that would change my life…
If you want to be depressed, look at what happened to most lottery winner’s lives. Or an average NFL player. Or anyone gets a huge cash windfall.
The best situations are gradual increases in wealth
Maybe so, but I’d take my chances with hundreds of million dollars.
Wear a full body spandex suit when you collect, so nobody can identify you. And spend very gradually. And never speak of it.
The odds of winning the jackpot are basically the same whether you enter or not.
If you don’t enter, you have certainty of not winning
…and if you do enter, you are still certain not to win for all reasonable definitions of “certain”.
Congratulations!
Now you’re fucked…
Time to waste $3!
Hey that $3 buys me the ability to daydream about my life as a multimillionaire for a couple days, before I crash back to reality slightly less satisfied than before!
I’ve paid more for less.
I too have abused whipits
The new jackpot for Wednesday’s drawing would be the third highest in U.S. history and will keep growing until someone wins. Ticket buyers have a chance at $1 billion paid out in yearly increments or a $516.8 million one-time lump sum before taxes.
Always take the lump sum. Pay off your debts then stick it into reliable investments and live off the income from it.
With a 500m lump sum, you could also take a 100k to just blow on whatever you want with basically 0 impact. You definitely need to limit though l.
I’ve thought about it a lot. Blowing any money is going to be dangerous because you’re risking getting addicted to that ever increasing spending.
I sit here and say that but probably would blow through a lot lol.
You need to blow some, more a a psychological reward than anything. The problem is definitely not increasing your standard of living to unsustainable levels, it’s not mega yacht money, but you could have a nice boat.
There was a short story or thought experiment or something about this man who won a silk robe. To properly enjoy it he wanted to have a fancy tea served in a fancy pot. Then he wanted a nice chair to be in. It kept growing and growing. I don’t remember the details but it is definitely a good illustration of lifestyle inflation.
Random but your Netscape avatar is awesome.
A Tax on People bad at Math.
Funny you say that. There’s about 300 million possible numbers so at $2 per ticket you only need to win over $600 million for the lottery to be plus EV. Factor in 37% tax (which is what Google says is the average rate, but may be different depending on state) you “only” need a jackpot of about 950 million to profit.
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Lottery paid for my college education so yeah I don’t mind throwing 2 bucks at it every once is a while.
Why can’t they just split it up and make it 100 $10 million prizes?
Because then you wouldn’t get the people who rarely play to throw money in.
The bigger jackpots incentivize those who don’t play for the “pennies” at less than 500 million. They actually reduced the odds of winning a few years ago for this exact reason.
They actually changed it, making it harder to win, to create these giant jackpots. The huge number draws people in.
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If 100 people have the winning numbers then that’s what’ll happen.
