It’s part of a general joke about appending -ussy to more and more nonsensical things, implying that one is viewing this thing in a sexual context. Turning to a friend after watching Godzilla and saying ‘yeah I’d love to get some of that Godzussy’ is immediately funny. The pizussy is just another example of that.
It’s like a pizza, but also a pussy. It would be wise to let the calzone cool before inserting appendages tho.
Don’t let it cool too much, though.
That sounds kinda gross to be honest, but hey different strokes for different folks I guess.
Don’t take it personally I’m Asexual and sex-repulsed.
It’s part of a general joke about appending -ussy to more and more nonsensical things, implying that one is viewing this thing in a sexual context. Turning to a friend after watching Godzilla and saying ‘yeah I’d love to get some of that Godzussy’ is immediately funny. The pizussy is just another example of that.