• afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Hey here is an idea. School uniform companies should make it so they have to change it every year like textbook makers do. All it will take to convince the school is telling them that the old uniforms were end-of-lifed and a campaign donation to the school board reps. Parents will be offered a 5% discount if they mail back their old clothing. The clothing will interlock together so you can’t mix last year’s shirt with this year’s pants without it being super noticeable. Which will kill the secondary market.

    CaaS, clothing as a service. You will own nothing and be happy.

    Brb getting turtleneck on, because I am a visionary now.

      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Here have some stock in my 80 billion dollar startup. We haven’t made any money yet but we have plenty of venture capital.

        What do you think about data mining our customers and selling that information?

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              1 year ago

              I think we should just purposely break the website so they can’t give feedback or make it as annoying as possible. Let them waste hours on a website trying to give feedback on a loop of where their login fails and their profile continues to disappear until they give up. Or you could just remove the ability to give feedback altogether. And put a contact number on the website that puts them on hold indefinitely. That’s what I hear the cool kids are doing.