I’m joking yeah - typically GOP & Company only cry about 1st amendment if it’s applied against them

Aren’t DOGE supposed to cut everyone a $5,000 check after getting rid of Woke from the federal government? Highly doubtful they ‘saved’ enough money to actually do that

I’m the former head of some former Soviet intelligence agency, too. We totally hired Trump in exchange for paying his debts, or something. Whatever you’ll believe

Brain: “Eat”

Wallet: “Cook”

First amendment only applies to saying slurs and spreading conspiracies on the internet

like how curl in my head is “curl” and not “c-url”

Exercise or errands in the morning, no coffee, nap in the afternoon. Then I hit an energy drink and can go well into the night