Noncitizen residents in the US are protected by the constitution. This includes the second amendment.

Very few subjects can be represented by one graph and still give you the whole story. You could say this about almost anything posted here. I think it’s useful and interesting enough to be here.

Incredible. I have no idea, but I love this post. Keep it up.

Room temperature mayo is criminal

Send her back to lumby

I get what you’re saying, but I can play PSP or Nintendo DS games on my iPhone.

Highly recommend Fred Knudsen’s YouTube video on these two. Fascinating and tragic.

Work in finance, have a thinkpad

Not being able to take a “mental health” day off, in both high school and college. In high school my parents wouldn’t let me (though I don’t fault them for that), and in college it was hard to keep up if I even missed one lecture. As an adult with a job , if I need a day to decompress, I can decide to take off tomorrow and nobody can tell me no. In school it was hard to keep on going with the tank on empty.

Snow powered car idiot

Ketchup wings is diabolical

My man

I’m in the yellowed headlight gang, I just have a 2009 Prius

“The first version of ‘Anchorman’ is basically the movie ‘Alive,’ where the year is 1976, and we are flying to Philadelphia, and all the newsmen from around the country are flying in to have some big convention,” Ferrell said. “[My character] Ron convinces the pilot that he knows how to fly the charter jet, and he immediately crash-lands it in the mountains. And it’s just the story of them surviving and trying to get off the mountainside. They clipped a cargo plane, and the cargo plane crashed as well, close to them, and it was carrying only boxes of orangutans and Chinese throwing stars. So throughout the movie we’re being stalked by orangutans who are killing, one by one, the team off with throwing stars. And Veronica Corningstone keeps saying things like, ‘Guys, I know if we just head down we’ll hit civilization.’ And we keep telling her, ‘Wrong.’ She doesn’t know what we’re talking about. So that was the first version of the movie.”

This sounds hilarious. I know the cast of Anchorman could have made this one work.

The worst. Two lane roads always seem to end up as 5 under or 10 over. I just want to put my cruise control on!

Tried sun haven with my wife a couple of years ago and we dropped it almost instantly. We just came back to it and were really surprised at how good it is now. Worth a go if you enjoyed stardew!

Please get off the internet for a little while. It’s poisoning your brain.

Absolutely it is, see Nelson Mandela for instance

Money muleing for gangs. If your bank / the feds seize the money you are fucked since they have your full name and address.

I bet Tommy’s mother is very proud