My car was made in the 90s.

Nothing hammers this home like raising a kid.

The sense of joy and wonder they feel about something as simple as learning how to turn on a faucet. Suddenly, they’re magical and can summon water.

It makes you feel jaded.

I need a sponsor in Denmark.

You’re gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means…

Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

Multiverse it is.

Crucially, you don’t automatically get to travel the multiverse. You just know it exists now.

Is this what “dead cat bounce” means?

Regressive tax cuts! I love it!

My understanding is that TV prices are subsidized by bloatware. No bloatware, no subsidy.

The politics are too convenient

What do you mean by modern physics, exactly?

In general, even simple problems can get very messy very fast without simplifying the scenario.

https://xkcd.com/669/

What exactly makes that job, specifically, the bottom rung of the totem pole?

Hell, I liked working at a restaurant. Feeding people is fulfilling as fuck. It sucks that it has to be such low pay.

And why should the bottom rung of the totem pole not offer a decent life?

You edited your original post. I thought you were unaware of what AuDHD meant. I’m not for or against anything anyone else wrote, mostly because I’m half-reading while intermittently socializing with inlaws on Christmas eve.

Carry on.

Edit: wait, it’s christmas right now. whatever. Happy hannukah.

That girl needs a larger bikini top.

Goddamn it. I’ve become my mother.

I prefer lab grown vehicle to the ones mined out of the ground.

AuDHD refers to simultaneous autism + ADHD.

Some symptoms appear to “cancel out” each other from an external perspective.

Wow. 5g really is making us have unusual numbers of hands and fingers.

This is cool. Is it legit?

Once I get my PhD, I’ll change my name.

This would be an Arnold O’Palmer?