Between the Ted Cruz curse, Trump’s favorite team getting destroyed in the Super Bowl, and JD Vance breaking Ohio State’s championship trophy, the lesson is clear. Don’t let Republicans anywhere near your team.

Jessica Fletcher could give you a devastating summary of all the overwhelming evidence you’re trans, except she’s completely aware of the prime directive—she has a magnificent grasp of gender theory, having done her research for her novel Murder in Pink, Blue, and White. So she gives you a hug and puts you in touch with her dear nonbinary nibling and says how you two would get along famously.

I hate Republicans too, they’re selling the whole country for parts, but this meme sucks.

First of all, “all counties were red/blue” is not what “unanimous” means.

Second of all, I don’t think “ha ha your state is poor” is the grand slam argument you think it is.