Did they ever ask why they got doxxed?

None. For at least 15 years now.

30% of federal employees are also veterans and they’ve been getting fucked all year.

There’s countless stories. They do not give a shit about you. YOU is YOU. Everyone. These greedy fuckers. DO. NOT. CARE. ABOUT. YOU.

But why does the tree have a vagina?

I feel like I am simultaneously both of these people most times.

I remember someone at work once losing their shit cause nobody noticed their new haircut.

Most overrated villain ever.

There’s a reason I’ve started this game about 100 times.

Overblown character with little substance who you literally only see like 3 times in the campaign, dies midway through, and isn’t even the main villain.

Massively overhyped.

“Did you just say ‘nerd’?"

Okay but Tom Cotton is a bigoted piece of raccoon feces.

The Breaking with the icon tells me they used chatgpt. Are they doing the politicking work, or did they vacate that to a machine?

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Starring Marky Mark and the no one else.

Ohhhh, so THIS is why we were fighting the Tally Ban in Afghanistan. Strategic Bananners?

Meanwhile Nascar literally has races sponsored by BlueChew and every other fucking ad during a race is for bent dick disease, all on easily accessed channels.

Hoopla also has comics and uses a guided view type of reader.

There’s a weird obsession in a lot of americanized Christianity with getting young adults married and then having kids. Because I guess they want to see more little Jesus babies and they think that’s all a young adult woman needs to be doing.

I was pressured hardcore into getting married young and then having kids. Fortunately no kids happened and I got out of it all. But I saw so many older church folk at multiple churches push this on lots of young adults.

There’s this weird “no sex no sex no sex no sex” obsession with sex they impress upon you as a teen, which has kind of a Streisand effect by the way. Then at age 18 it becomes endless “oh you two are so cute, when are you proposing, when is the wedding, when are the kids coming…” kind of shit.

Especially for girls. I knew one woman once who said it was (figuratively) like her parents were weirdly holding her legs closed for so long and obsessed with her “purity,” and then one day it was almost like they were wanting to force her legs open for any Christian man they liked.

That state is called Limper. The residents call themselves Dicks.

Bernie was basically eligible for early retirement when Lewis was born.

What I am saying is STFU Bernie.