Rose Thorne(She/Her)

We will never start perfect, but even the smallest step forward is another stroke that is the masterpiece of our complete picture.

Do you need to cover a larger area? Spray.

Do you need precision, or to get a hard to reach spot? Stream.

Understanding what we need is the first step of action.

Have you tried shoving something up a species cloaca?

We’d have more dead chicken farmers.

Chickens are opportunistic omnivores. They will eat their dead, they will eat others eggs, they will eat their own goddamn eggs, if in desperate need.

If that bothers you, never look into pigs and wild boar.

“Easy to Use”. I certainly hope so, it’s a fucking spray bottle. What’s the hard to use option? Waiting until a new moon to summon Ba-Kok, God of Chickens to ask for a stay of cannibalism?

Honestly, kinda flit everywhere between 2 and 6, depending on the day. I feel like I’m probably a 4 on a normal day, but I can’t ignore the times of “My gender is something beyond your, and my, comprehension.”

“I tripped, it slid in, next thing either of us knew, we were having sex.”

That’s totally understandable! Please don’t take that question as trying to rush you guys, monkey brain just like putting fitting rocks together and got curious when it didn’t work. :3

Is access through the Interstellar app something you have to allow on your end? I got an error about an Alpha API. Sorry if this is a super stupid question, I genuinely have no clue how it all works on the instance admin side!

What is it with casting directors and a hatred for Patrick Stewart’s mobility‽

Just a friendly reminder to anyone who comes across an opossum and decides to be brave: Don’t, unless you’ve been trained, call a rehabber or animal control if it looks like they’re in need.

But if you’re in a situation where you, for some reason, have to, do not grab or hold them by the tail. They use it for stabilization and extra grip. You might rarely see one who slipped and are hanging from the tail, but it’s not a usual activity. It is extremely harsh on the tail and spine for them to be supported like that.

Cradle them as best you can while keeping a grip across the back of the neck, holding the head still. If they’re comfortable enough to not be a bite risk, they may even wrap their tail around your arm!

It’s not coming up for me when I head to the community’s front page. Using Raccoon for Lemmy.

Is this how you honor the Sixth House, and the tribe unmourned‽

EDIT: I have no defense for why my phone decided I meant “unmounted”. I merely ask Dagoth Ur his forgiveness for my transgressions.

And Vivec for some of those sweet, sweet hormones.

I want a man who can put me in a death roll.

Who up strokin’ their mole?

I reject your timeline, and substitute my own! Fuck you, project manager!

So, what, like, with a gorilla? They gonna strap a proton pack on a gorillas back?

“So, when did you first notice this feeling, this emptiness?”

“Well, I was on my first adventure, had the party all together. We’d been on the road for a year when it happened…”

“It?”

“Well, the Paladin and the Warlock were arguing again… I stepped away because I don’t like conflicts like that. The Cleric was standing up with the Paladin, the Rogue was getting ready to just slit all their throats, and then this… This voice from the sky said ‘Rocks fall, everyone arguing dies’. I was the only one left…”

“Ah, yes, well, the basic Adventurers Guild insurance package doesn’t cover Acts of the Elder God, Gee-Em. They get really angry when we try to fix things they did…”

I’m okay with this.

They’re fun and all, but fuck having to wait an hour just to get out of the parking lot of my job because the main road is completely shut down, and another hour because of all the fucking traffic that got held up.

Living in a small town has absolutely killed all joy parades used to bring.

That is so goddamn industry dependant, it almost hurts.

Right now is exactly when we want people taking time off. It’s slow as fuck, we can mainly get by with smaller teams if we’re caught up on production. Get the fuck off the clock for a week or two, that shit don’t roll over, you’re not getting it paid out, and you’re definitely not getting time off once summer ends.