minus-squareMysteriousbedroom2@lemmynsfw.comtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•cake for everyone!linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoExcuse me! I would like to speak with your manager. Your cake for everyone gave me diarrhea. If I could have had my own cake, this wouldn’t have happened. linkfedilink
minus-squareMysteriousbedroom2@lemmynsfw.comtoReddit@lemmy.world•Reddit's pathetic attempt to quash dissentlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoLol, this is straight up corporate schpeel for turning reddit into Amway. linkfedilink
Excuse me! I would like to speak with your manager.
Your cake for everyone gave me diarrhea. If I could have had my own cake, this wouldn’t have happened.