The parents just brought the realistic star package, the producers removed the proto-star phase due to people throwing them away thinking it didn’t work.

I tried to get some spellcasters to switch to a different orb mage for their spells, but they’re all at the same three temples of טיקטוק ,אינסטגרם, and יוטיוב to even learn how to summon the line scripture.

The commoners don’t even use their crystal balls or look at the compendiums because they’re all stuck on their genie lamps nowadays to know how to use a wand.

I just switched to a different record after they started including that egregorian nonsense on every tablet they had, not like they were useful anyways considering all the temple advertising.

Then the Tornado Guards will shoo it away.

That reminded me of this comic.