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      I’m pretty sure this won’t fly in court because this is a significant change to a product long after the product was purchased, which could potentially fly in the face of false advertising laws, since this “feature” was not advertised, and they’re not being denied access to a product they purchased. It’s clearly coercive.

      However, this is the USA and stupider shit has happened. Judges here love to gargle corporate balls. See: Clearance Thomas.

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          Oh, to be fair, I stole that from someone else. Similar story, don’t know if it was on purpose or on accident (didn’t ask). It’s fucking gold. Anyway, it was a random reddit comment deep in a thread, sorry I can’t credit them since I don’t recall their name.

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          “Roger Rodger”
          “we’ve got clearance Clarence”
          “What’s our vector victor?”

          From the movie airplane.