I love them and I hate them. Getting it out of your beard is the worst.
Sorry, I’ll shave
Nah I like having some for later /s
Soft boiled egg sandwich is the fucking best. I thought I’m the only one who does this.
I prefer my sandwich eggs fried over easy
Medium, you fucking monster.
Hard, because I get distracted
The Search for the Perfect Egg Bite.
i love them so much, the more mess the better
tell me more about the eggs
Soft boiled. So basically. So basically you let simmer for 6min30seconds until the egg realizes it isn’t cis, understands it enjoys living life as the opposite gender better, but could not possibly comprehend or accept the thought of coming out to those around them.
Then you shock it with ice, crack its shell, peel off its outer layer, and what your left with is a beautiful shining thing, cooked on the outside, but soft, gooey, warm, and vulnerable on the inside.
Runny egg sammich,
a sandwich with a runny egg and pork roll is the best breakfest on the planet
