At least God didn’t say Bad Request
Peter screwed up again, dammit. We can’t afford to have any more outages or we’ll miss all our SLAs!
First I’ll ask on heavenoverflow what’s wrong. If it’s too complicated to fix I’ll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.
404 - Heaven not found
Reminds me very much of: https://yourwife.zip/
Damn, the Talos principle was a good game
More like 503.
In my case it’s more like something from the 400 range
403, oof.
Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.
I knew it! nginx is the holy webserver.
“Let’s see your nginx logs and config. They’ll point us in the right direction…Oh did you mean to have the ‘human_suffering’ option set? Yeah… It’s that on by default and you have to intentionally override it.”
In the old times, it’s 402
4xx is when you do something wrong
5xx is when the server does something wrong / something is wrong with it
I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment
I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment
I was thinking about such a joke, the edit makes it much clearer
Try the stairway
That’s just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.
Can’t hear “God” over the sound of the chainsaw
