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Communist Capi ☭ 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈@midwest.social to 196English · 1 year ago

Relationship Goals!

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Relationship Goals!

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Communist Capi ☭ 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈@midwest.social to 196English · 1 year ago
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  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    Is…is this what happens in lesbian bars?

    • jackalope@lemmy.ml
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      No one in this sub would know because they only go outside for rhythm game meetups.

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        Rhythm game? Is that what the kids these days call canoodling?

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      I mean probably

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        Republicans are right to fear this power.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      I’ve never seen it in mine but it wouldn’t be too out of place. Except the place can get wild and it seems high risk

  • rug_burn@sh.itjust.works
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    I need some unsee juice

    • Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Imagine the feeling the straw begin to vibrate and get cold as liquid passes through your nose :(

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        Imagine needing to sneeze in the middle of it… 😬

        • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          Pretty sure this kind of ends like when the shrinker dude sneezed in The Boys

          • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Please, I had just blocked that memory

            • Mac@mander.xyz
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              Definitely don’t remember the dick scene from GenV then. That would be bad.

              • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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                No clue what GenV is, but sounds like it may have had a good outcome?

                • Mac@mander.xyz
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                  It’s a spinoff to The Boys. Same universe, similar themes, different perspective.

              • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                I actually haven’t watched GenV, is it worth it or just banking on the The Boys universe?

                • 9bananas@lemmy.world
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                  I’d say it’s worth a watch!

                  kinda gives a different perspective on the world it’s set in (until the end, where it gets very “the boys”-like, but not in a bad way)

      • rug_burn@sh.itjust.works
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        🤢🤮

    • Sombyr@lemmy.zip
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      You can drink it through her septum hole.

    • LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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      I drink to forget, but I always remember…

  • tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de
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    Chat this is weird

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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      The virgin normalized cute couple moments VS the Chad weird and silly couple moments.

      • tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de
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        The imagination of pushing a straw through someone’s nose just makes me deeply uncomfortable.

        • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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          That’s why it’s so fun. It is gross and uncomfortable; the sort of thing you do once for a picture as a dare. Who doesn’t love a low stakes dare?

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    When you describe exactly what’s happening in the picture on the picture

    • Codex@lemmy.world
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      It’s to give you something else to look at, and yet nothing else to think about

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    Then you just gotta tell her a miniscule amount of heat from her body is being passed onto the liquid so she’s really allowing some of her essence to be absorbed into you that’s only known by the two of you, but it’s an eternal bond.

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      kiss and tell that but replace heat with saliva, easier, faster, and don’t require a septum hole

      • Baut [she/her] auf.
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        but being romantic rarely means taking the fast route, especially when there’s a septum hole involved

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        Saliva comes out of you, septum hole goes through you.

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    Looking at this picture hurts my nose. =/

  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.eeBanned
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    This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

  • Cait
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    Why are you showing me these things! I already have enough things on my todo list

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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    no

  • apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social
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    Thanks, I hate it

  • Pretzilla@lemmy.world
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    I’ll have a snot shot with chaser please

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