• @shalafi@lemmy.world
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    Russian warship: “Snake Island, I, Russian warship, repeat the offer: put down your arms and surrender, or you will be bombed. Have you understood me? Do you copy?”

    Ukrainian 1 to Ukrainian 2: “That’s it, then. Or, do we need to fuck them back off?”

    Ukrainian 2 to Ukrainian 1: “Might as well.”

    Ukrainian 1: “Russian warship, go fuck yourself.

    Best part, that Russian warship was the Moskva. Pictured top-left, with the red X through it.

      • @Sir_Fridge@lemmy.world
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        175 months ago

        On the he ships Wikipedia page (it was called the moslva):

        Ukraine has officially declared the wreck of the ship to be an underwater cultural heritage site

      • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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        115 months ago

        One of my favorite memes on the subject came from Sputnik_not “update: the fire is out” [picture of the ship underwater]

    • @ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works
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      135 months ago

      I was wondering if this was similar to the Baltic Fleet and going down the comments looking for a reference. Lemmy did not disappoint

  • @yesman@lemmy.world
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    475 months ago

    Youtuber Perun joked this week that the Houthis had done more to disrupt international shipping than the Russians had done in the Black Sea.

        • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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          They might have had a second aircraft carrier by now if they’d finished the one left in Ukraine at the collapse in 91. But for better or worse they sold the hulk (and the plans) to China in '99. It’s possible the Kuznetsov is in such a state because the sold the only copy of the plans

      • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        175 months ago

        Months for a single boat if your logistics are top tier. Years otherwise.

        For the tonnage crossed of this list, easily close to a decade to replace.

        • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒
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          easily close to a decade to replace.

          For a nation with the money and manpower to actually build them. Not ones that can only afford to upcycle 5 fossils each decade with a new gun/missile silo and (maybe) coat of paint.

          • verity_kindleM
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            85 months ago

            Rust can be protective.There’s brown rust, orange rust, fast rust, slow rust. Wire wheels are expensive.

              • nukeM
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                75 months ago

                Anyway, like I was sayin’, rust is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. Dey’s uh, rust-kabobs, rust creole, rust gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple rust, lemon rust, coconut rust, pepper rust, rust soup, rust stew, rust salad, rust and potatoes, rust burger, rust sandwich. That- that’s about it.

      • @CptEnder@lemmy.world
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        65 months ago

        Irony a lot of these were built in Soviet Ukraine, so nice to see them laid to rest in their home 🥰

    • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      85 months ago

      Boats are expensive. I know because I was a sailor, and then worked in ship building/repair.

  • @Hermano@feddit.de
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    165 months ago

    With no fleet left they don’t need the black sea ports anymore and can get the fuck out of Crimea, right?

  • @CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee
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    105 months ago

    which one just happened a day or so ago? the letters are tiny, so relying on someone who knows their ships!

  • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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    95 months ago

    I like to imagine at least one of these remaining ships probably doesn’t even exist and is just a big embezzlement. It would be par for the course with Russia.

  • corq
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    85 months ago

    I think I’mma print this one out for my bulletin board so I can keep score at home…