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The Slime

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The Slime

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  • nascent@lemm.ee
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    Reminder: If you encounter The Slime it may mean that ovulation is imminent. Be very very careful if you use barrier birth control. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/fertility-awareness/whats-cervical-mucus-method-fams

  • pipe01@programming.dev
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    I’m afraid to ask

    • the_third@feddit.de
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      deleted by creator

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        it also correlates with when you might want to wear sexier underwear, so really the lingerie industry has no idea what it’s doing

        • prongs@lemm.ee
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          Seems like they know exactly what they’re doing

        • Caveman@lemmy.world
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          It’s called planned obsolescence

      • Midnitte@beehaw.org
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        That was before I had seen Alien, so I made that connection a lot later.

        Ohhhh…

        Man, Ridley Scott really put a lot of thought into the Alien in Alien.

    • DessertStorms@kbin.social
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      No need to be, it’s perfectly natural
      https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vaginal-discharge/

      • miseducator@lemmy.world
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        Not according to Ben Shapiro’s doctor wife!

        • Rozaŭtuno
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          Ben Shapiro should, hypothetically, shut the fuck up.

    • Kit
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      Right before menstruation, vaginas often get super wet but it’s a little thicker than typical horny wetness. This can sometimes feel like the sensation of bleeding so it can be surprising to check and find that it’s not blood. For me, I also get extremely horny around this time.

  • Slovene@feddit.nl
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    I don’t know how you girls walk around with those things …

    • alx
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      People with uterus ≠ girls

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        Well, yeah, because in dudes they’re called duderuses.

        • Raxiel@lemmy.world
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          And in conservative America they’re called Ourteruses

      • nixcamic@lemmy.world
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        Removed by mod

        • alx
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          unbelievable. Are you actually saying that since trans people are a minority, they should simply be erased? On a community hosted by Blahaj?

          • nixcamic@lemmy.world
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            Removed by mod

          • Aurora_TheFirstLight
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            No no I’m pretty sure it’s intersex persons, either way may the ban hammer be just

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBannedBanned from community
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            deleted by creator

    • Shou@lemmy.world
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      You don’t have a choice.

    • flicker@lemmy.world
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      Honestly… they’re pretty gross.

  • Asa44 :3
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    Omg hai!!!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netBannedBanned from community
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    I’m a fan of the slime. 🤤

  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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    Like a downstairs sneeze, right?

  • nick@midwest.social
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    I was happier before reading this! Mostly the descriptions of various slimes in linked articles is what did it for me.

    Oh well TIL.

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