• grandkaiser@lemmy.world
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    Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

    Contestant: “The penis”

    SH: “A WUH… HUH??” audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

    SH: O lordy… one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

    SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

    SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says… the board shows 100 for “penis” Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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      lol I read that as “existence as we know it comes to an ad” thinking you meant going into a perpetual commercial break

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        a perpetual commercial break

        This is how I imagine hell… Waiting for something to continue… forever…

        Anyways, I’m gonna get myself some popcorn. Someone else?

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      you forgot the part where Steve Harvey, in the anguished tones of a man who has crossed hell and is delivering one final message, screams to the stage directors

      “THE PENIS”

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    That guy is an atheist hating asshole and has got far more miles from the shtick than ever should have.

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      Not to mention his being massively misogynistic, and his ‘Moral Barometer’ bullshit.

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      and completely unfunny, never done anything in his entire career except gape at the camera in mock surprise-- you could throw a rock in Antarctica and hit someone with more talent

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    Steve Harvey wrote a book explaining why him cheating on his wife was his wife’s fault for being too slutty.

    Then they made two movies out of it.

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    Was flipping through the channels the other day and the question was something like “What is the last place you want to spend new years?”

    The person sad “Jail” and of course he collapses into the podium Whaaa. And of course it was the #1 answer.

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      It’s from an episode of Pingu. I only know this because it terrified me as a child and still haunts my nightmares as I approach my 40s.