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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

cool phone trick

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cool phone trick

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netBanned to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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  • rynzcycle@kbin.social
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    Ok, I tilted my phone and shoved it up my butt… now what? I never get these memes, I must be getting old.

    Edit: hold on someone’s calling me…

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      The pro strat is to first post something extremely controversial on twitter

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      deleted by creator

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  • outer_spec
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    Good soldiers follow orders.

  • Octopus1348@lemy.lol
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    Reminds me of these.

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      LMAO that’s amazing

  • Poggervania@kbin.social
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    SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

    (YOU HEARD US RIGHT!)

    SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

    • owatnext@lemmy.world
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      1 年前

      We’ll fuck your wife!

  • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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    Don’t tell me what i can or can’t do.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    FUCK YOU

  • fastandcurious@lemmy.world
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    I am genuinely curious though about how this thing works, how does changing the angle make it readable?

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      the perspective makes the text appear shorter, while staying the same width, which gives it normal text proportions. its hard to read when stretched out because your brain has to follow thin lines (next to each other) to form letters

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      Shove it up your butt

  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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    Don’t fit :(

  • Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social
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    Damn, I thought it was going to say The Game

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      Boo! I just lost

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    I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho. Or sorry that happened.

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    On a Samsung Fold thats open to wide screen: Use one eye only. Two eyes makes it overlap, at least at the distance I held it.

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    Reeling imagining the prolapse. I can’t do width lol

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      Not with that attitude you can’t.

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        Well I guess it is a good build up to a whole fist…

  • pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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    It works a lot better if you close one eye

  • cmysmiaczxotoy@lemm.ee
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    You made me stand up and look down at my computer monitor. Up yours asshole!

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