I just took my first dose of HRT today, and wanted to celebrate by giving something back to this community, which has been so helpful! ❤️

For context, the first two verses practically wrote themselves the first time I read about the effects of estrogenic second puberty in the Gender Dysphoria Bible. When they still hadn’t left my brain a few weeks later, I sat down, polished it a bit, and put the rest together. I hope it will amuse! 😁



Title: Wouldn’t it be Lovel-E?
Tune: Wouldn’t it be Loverly? (from My Fair Lady)


Some folks they dream of riches, want to win the lottery, hmm
While others lust for glory in their field of mastery, hmm
Or want to save the world by curing every ill they see, hmm, mmm
Wouldn’t it be lovely?


All I want is a derrière
Shapely hips and a lot of hair
But only way up there
Oh, wouldn’t it be lovel-E?

Lots of chocolate for me to eat
Estrogen makes it taste so sweet
Warm core, cold hands, cold feet
Oh, wouldn’t it be lovel-E?

Oh so lovely taking hormones 'til I’ve had my fill
Oh, the changes they would bring
But spare me the doctor’s bill

Soft skin and sensitivity
Plus enhanced flexibility
Endowments mammary
Oh, wouldn’t it be lovel-E?
Lovely
HRT
All for me
Lovel-E