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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • CoachDom
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    Correct answer is sitting.

    Three scenarios:

    No legs folded - standing

    Rear legs folded - sitting

    All legs folded - laying down

    • Maalus@lemmy.worldBanned
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      False. It could be laying down on the sofa with front legs not folded, it wouldn’t count as sitting

      • fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

      • CoachDom
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        Objection.

        It would just be SITTING on said sofa

        You are not laying on the sofa unless you are vertical. If you are ON the sofa in the chair position thats sitting too.

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          According to that logic, this cat is standing on the sofa. I have seen my cat laying down with his front paws over the end, straight down, with his back legs folded. He isn’t sitting.

          https://images.app.goo.gl/kEMPacxfg3AS1Pjb8

          • CoachDom
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            As fine_sandy_bottom mention

            Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

            • Maalus@lemmy.worldBanned
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              Which means that a cat “loafing” is still standing up instead of laying down

              • CoachDom
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                The opposite - while “'loafing” as you refer to this posture, a cat is not puting any load on any of its limbs ergo its laying down

                • Maalus@lemmy.worldBanned
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                  Emm no? It’s literally standing on all of his legs, just hiding them. Almost like doing a pushup and being on the bottom. It’s still laying / sitting, yet it puts the load on the legs.

    • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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      What about a “sploot”?

      No legs folded, or just front legs folded while laying on belly

  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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    D) Comfy, somehow.

  • General_Effort@lemmy.world
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    Something about this feels oddly like a captcha.

    Is the puppy mechanical in any way?

    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No, it is the bad kind of puppy. We also would have accepted “a letter from your sweety”.

  • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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    The dog is slaying.

  • 🔰Hurling⚜️Durling🔱@lemmy.world
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    Give it to ai to confuse the fuck out of it

    • Octopus1348@lemy.lol
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      … then it just started yapping about similar images

      • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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        The front paws are not on the ground. FAIL!

  • Codex@lemmy.world
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    Bisexual dog just chilling, not bothering no one

    • itsnotits@lemmy.world
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      not bothering anyone*

      • RachelRodent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        double negative. comes from uneducated people at america and idk maybe other english spoken countries. Used heavily on mice and men and while it isn’t high english it is completly valid to use double negatives to give a country side effect.

      • Keith@lemmy.zip
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        Pretty certain commenter is using double negative intentionally.

  • fuckthepolice@lemm.ee
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    that looks so fucking comfortable

    • explodicle@local106.com
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      It’s one of those things they’re better at

  • zeroshift11@lemmy.world
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    D: All of the above.

  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The dog is:

    • Uzi
  • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.world
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    I have long learned to accept that position that look “not resting” to us are actually resting because the majority of the body weight is nicely distributed on the floor unlike us two legged weirdos

  • dasgoat@lemmy.world
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    Yes

  • wratanar@lemmings.world
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    I’ve seen this one before. The dog is Spa-Francorchamps

  • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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    “Comfortable” is what it looks like

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    Does this count for the finals?

  • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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    laying standing laying

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