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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

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schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    1 年前

    Das ist de SCHLORPENWASSER!

  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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    This made me laugh too hard first thing in the morning. I sure do miss clever starter packs like this one.

  • kyle@lemm.ee
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    I have three dogs, and I can tell which one is drinking based on sound.

    One always takes a drink in sets of three.

    One seems to hate water, barely gets a sip in the side of the bowl.

    One drinks like she’s been in the Sahara for a month and it honestly sounds disgusting. Leaves a puddle around the bowl too.

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    Forgot the puddle on the floor

  • Smorty [she/her]
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    Yeah, they always do that

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