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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I'll get some water while you finish reading

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I'll get some water while you finish reading

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JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      i cant imagine trying to play wizard games with a fighters brain

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    It’d be funnier if it was Pot of Greed.

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      I’m not sure what that does. Anyone care to enlighten me?

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        Draw 2 cards.

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          You’ve got to say it with a bit more pizzaz!!

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            I think this is the best explanation of the card.

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              MY TURN!!

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              Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

              this

              Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

              I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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            And you gotta Chazz it up!

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            pizzaz!!

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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      I swear to got, the moment you said that I just immediately heard that one theme

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    shortest Yu-Gi-Oh! card description.

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    Two things:

    1. No I ain’t.
    2. No I won’t.
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    Having an entire school to teach kids how to play children’s card game doesn’t seem so ridiculous, now, does it?

    (It still does.)

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    You can tell me to read it all you want, but your words fail to make me literate enough to read it.

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    I’d rather to quit

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    Hmmm, yes, I see

    I have no clue what this does

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      I doesn’t fully understand it too, but it sounds like a pain in the ass to play against that.

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    {laughs sadly in ADHD}

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    Could you put the card closer, I can’t read it

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    I read Anthrosaurus once, not risking it again

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