My friend and I just share our phone locations with eachother whenever one of us has a date with someone new. It makes everything dead simple. I can check at any time and see that they are not in a dumpster behind the Aldi.
seriously, stores will just throw away perfectly good food. best before dates are made up and a tin of spaghetti-o’s is so filled with preservatives that it would probably outlive most of us, and it’s not magically tainted by being in a dumpster.
i’m never going to do it myself but props to people who raid dumpsters for perfectly edible stuff.
My friend and I just share our phone locations with eachother whenever one of us has a date with someone new. It makes everything dead simple. I can check at any time and see that they are not in a dumpster behind the Aldi.
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That’s very comforting until it’s not.
What if that’s where they go to get freaky though?
So I googled cheapest date possible and it suggested that Aldi throw out a lot of good food. So…
based and recyclingpilled
seriously, stores will just throw away perfectly good food. best before dates are made up and a tin of spaghetti-o’s is so filled with preservatives that it would probably outlive most of us, and it’s not magically tainted by being in a dumpster.
i’m never going to do it myself but props to people who raid dumpsters for perfectly edible stuff.
I’m crying. I had to read this aloud to my gf 😂
Must’ve been a REALLY bad first impression if your phone is showing you home this whole time…
And then some creep follows you 'cuz whatever app you’re using to share the location is crap at handling user data 😬
I got the first victim, and her phone lead to the second. What a deal