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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

home made soup

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home made soup

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kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Goku@lemmy.world
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    Technically a house can have arms… A Coat of Arms.

    • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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      that’s just a coat, unless a coat can be an arm

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        It’s not “coat = arm,” it’s “coat OF arms,” and I could totally some psychopath making a coat out of other people’s arms.

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          Me: Do you want to see my coat of arms?

          My friend: Oh, you’re into heraldry?

          Me, pulling a coat made out of human arms from my closet: What’s heraldry?

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      Ffs it’s only a Coat if Arms if it’s from the arms region of France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling jacket

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    Excuse me, what’s the “soup du jour?”

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      I’m sorry but I ordered soup du jour last time I was here and this isn’t it.

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      Sorry, but the chef got more strict about not making too many of those. Our days are numbered now.

  • Gemini24601@lemmy.world
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    It was probably made by this: hell house

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      If I saw that thing making soup for me, I’d run away.

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      Think I saw this mini On critical role

  • credit crazy@lemmy.world
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    So your telling me you made this soup inside Dave

  • Slovene@feddit.nl
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    It’s a typo, was supposed to say homie.

  • TheBlue22
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    Why are the stupidest jokes the funniest to me

    I might have an issue

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    Clearly a smart home

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    Do you think people with arms never eat soup?

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