• Lvxferre
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    341 year ago

    Pepper plant: “Fuck mammals. Always ruining my seeds when they eat my fruits. I want to cause them pain. Birds are nicer so no pain for them.”

    Some mammal with a really weird fur pattern: “This causes me pain. I’m spreading it over my food!”

    • zalack
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      231 year ago

      Definitely a case of “task failed successfully” though, because we cultivate those planets – making their continued survival all but ensured.

      • @tupewe
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        • zalack
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          Sometimes it does feel like my diet must consist mostly of gas giants.

      • Norah - She/They
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        41 year ago

        Someone find this human a meme of corn’s ancient relative meeting it’s grotesque monster of a great-great-grandchild.

  • Decoy321
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    111 year ago

    … All 3 of those would go great in a noodle dish…