B all the way. I’ll use my real estate and no taxes to figure out a way to make a fuck ton of $400/month apartments like it’s 1990 to help the less fortunate/average person. I’ll then use the no taxes to hopefully refine my business model to the point of making my affordable apartment business more widespread across the entire country and just keep expanding until I get either assassinated or receive a Nobel Prize.
rip in pices
Depends on how scared the neighbors are. Are they “let’s avoid that guy” scared, or “we better kill him before he kills us” scared ?
I feel like it depends on who the neighbors are. Live in a suburb, cool. Live 45 minutes from the closest grocery store… yeah that neighbor is likely to murder you.
unfortunately the real estate is in mongolia. Already pretty cheap there, but no one wants to move there
B is preferable mainly because the prospect of always being hard seems horrible.
Having to contact my doctor every 3 hours sounds exhausting.
I’d probably chop it off tbh
Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.
Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.
If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.
You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.
If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.
Tis a shame the uncles don’t come with a real estate empire to house your personal army of alcoholics in. Imagine the political sway you could have by threatening to put them all loose on downtown at the same time? There’s an infinite amount of them! It would destroy the city!
Or they are all equally useless.
Universe collapses into a black hole made of uncles
Infinite rare fish sounds awesome, but I’m a bit concerned about logistics
Infinite things, by definition, can not be rare.
Unless you control their availability.
this lemmy gets it
One fish of an in infinite number of species
B. Obviously. Not even a question
Infinite rare fish
They’d no longer be considered “rare” then, right? Or can only I eat/keep them?
Night light
Could be good or bad. Is this a night light in just one specific room? Is it a flashlight I always have on me to use as needed? Is it a glowing orb that floats around me that I can’t control?
Every rare fish is the only one of its kind
Do you just will them unto existence?.. because I am pretty sure with that skill you could convince enough people you’re God to start a new cult.
of those 12 attributes, only two of them are desirable.
I’m just gonna opt out of this entire post.
Can I unplug the night light?
yeah but theres a second one
Can I unplug that too?
yeah but there’s a third :(
It’s a curse!
B. Sell all the fish, House the homeless, not have to pay taxes on anything including selling of fish and housing the homeless, walk past my neighbors every night at 10:01 PM with a cart of rare fish, pay for more hair with rare fish.
Do all the fish exist right away or I can just like summon them from the void whenever I want?
Are the uncles the same?
I thought this was about Animal Crossing because of the fish but regardless B
B. Use fish to fund low income/homeless/transitional shelters. Also, balding. That’s more hair than I have now!
What kind of “guess the billionaire” game is this?
Is Mongolian real estate empire a tent shop?
